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A: Give me a hug.

B: I’m not in the mood.

A: What’s the matter?

B: I saw you looking at that woman.

A: What woman?

B: You know, that woman with the big boobs.

A: I was not looking at her.

B: You were, too.

A: I’m not interested in her.

B: Then why were you looking at her?

A: I was looking at something else.

B: Oh, really? Then spend tonight looking at the sofa.